To the squirrel I may or may not have run over the other day,

I’m very sorry. You were a stupid little fucker who just sat in the road waiting for death, and I’ll give you credit for having balls, but you’re still an idiot.

If you died,

If not, were you the squirrel who jumped out of the tree at me a few hours later? Because seriously, you scared the shit out of me.

And if I just sort of injured you,

But seriously, cute pot

Lots of love,

Emily

PS. It was definitely your fault